ii. SOME GODDAMNED PUMPKIN ICED COFFEE. Is the existence of pumpkin iced coffee outlawed in Los Angeles/the world in general? It's sure starting to feel that way. And what else are we supposed to drink when it's October but 100-something degrees out for days on end? Good grief.
iii. LOTS MORE OF URBAN DECAY'S 'SNATCH' EYESHADOW
There's some in my Kime Buzzelli for Urban Decay eyeshadow palette but it's running out, as you can see. It's such a great color, peachy-pink and so glittery, and when I wear it the glitter sort of spills off my eyelids and onto my shoulders and I love it.
iv. BLUE BALLET FLATS. For my Halloween costume, I mean -- I'm going to be The Ocean. I want my ballet flats to be deep deep blue and satiny, maybe with ribbons. Lately I've been wearing a killer pair of gold ballet flats but then my cat puked in them and that's sort of made them less lovely to me. Here's a picture of my cat being like, "Oh what's up man -- totally just puked in your ballet flats":
v. MALIBU MONKEY BASIL LIMEADE ALL THE TIME FOREVER
I got that jar on the last day of summer, at a farmstand on the way to Zuma Beach. I also got a little basket of figs (as seen above -- but the candy came from Malibu Kitchen, which was also selling a red velvet cupcake that's bigger than the world). Together the limeade and the figs cost about five thousand dollars but it was all right, on account of the fact that limeade was a dream, so intensely basil-y but so, so sweet and acidy-sour. It's probably what flows from the kitchen faucets in Heaven.
vi. A DATE WITH THE MICK JAGGER WHO APPEARS IN THIS PHOTOGRAPH
He'd pick me up and I'd be like, "Hey Pistachio Ice Cream. Hey, Mint Ice Cream. Hey, Marzipan Frosting On A Piece Of Princess Torte."
vii. TO LIVE ON THE CANALS, AND FOR THIS TO BE MY BOAT
For a while I stopped going to the Venice Canals cuz it made me sad that I'm not even one-billionth as rich as I'd need to be to live there. Which was so babyish of me! And stupid and defeatist. So a few weeks ago I went to the canals and walked around and decided that when I live there, this boat's going to be mine. It looks like if Mary Timony had a boat. Mary Timony can come sailing with me anytime.