(By Laura Jane, who would like you to know that she is presently as sick as a dog, which is a very tragic thing to be in the summertime. If you are interested in dropping off some treats at her house be in touch and please know that her preference is for strawberry-flavor.)
1. COOL-EYED BADASS HOLDING GUN WHILE WEARING FEATHER CROWN, STICKING OUT OF A HOLE IN THE GROUND, PRACTICAL EMBODIMENT OF STREET FIGHTING MAN BY THE ROLLING STONES
2. GIRL HOLDING SLOTH WITH RED STRIPES UNDER HER WISTFUL EYES AND A CAPE MADE OUT OF STRAW
3. "WAIF DESTINED TO DIE ON THE STREETS OF LONDON"
4. GIRL RAISED IN A CONCENTRATION CAMP DRAWING A PICTURE OF "HOME"
5. KERCHIEF GIRL WITH FIRE IN HER EYES HOLDING WACKY FOX
6. CHUNKY SASSPOT
7. SULKIEST BITCH EVER, WHO I THINK MIGHT BE A TEENAGE MARY PICKFORD
8. THE BLONDE IN THE BLUE DRESS IN THE FOREGROUND, WHO APPEARS TO BE HAVING NONE OF IT