(By Laura Jane, who is still sick, and very bored of being bored. These pictures come from all over, but- to give credit where credit is due- a lot of them are from here and here)
1. "EAT SHIT & DIE!" T-SHIRT
2. PRO-MARIJUANA SWEATER THAT ALSO LOOKS LIKE MARLBORO, AND A BIT LIKE RUSSELL MAEL
3. PIKACHU MANICURE
4. DOG RING
5. SLUG RING
6. BALENCIAGA DRESS FROM 1966 (it looks like an adorable alien)
7. AFRICAN TRIBAL ROMPERY OVERALLS-DRESS THING
8. ANJELICA HUSTON'S STAR SWEATER AND HER HEROIN CHIC BUDDY'S STAR JEANS
9. BATHING COSTUME FROM 1916
10. INSANELY PERFECT RACHEL COMEY DRESS THAT I WOULD WEAR TO EVERYTHING FOREVER
11. PEPSI-COLA SWEATERVEST
12. HERMES SCARF-UPHOLSTERED VANS SLIP-ONS
13. VIVIENNE WESTWOOD PASTEL SKULL NECKLACE
14. MAP DRESS
15. THE CHILLEST & MOST PERFECT SUMMER DRESS I COULD EVER IMAGINE DREAMING OF (Halston, from 1980)
16. "PYRAMID POWER" T-SHIRT
17. THESE MATTHEW WILLIAMSON PANTS ACTUALLY NOPE SCRATCH THAT, THIS ENTIRE MATTHEW WILLIAMSON OUTFIT
18. PLATFORMS FOR ANGLOPHILES
19. THIS GEORGE HARRISON TOUR T-SHIRT COSTS LITERALLY LIKE $799
20. BEST WAY TO COMMUNICATE TO THE WORLD THAT YOU DON'T TAKE SHIT TOO SERIOUSLY
21. UGHHHHH YOHJI YAMAMOTO THIS WOULD LOOK SO GOOD ON ME & I ALMOST BLEW $623 ON IT BUT THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN FINANCIALLY INSANELY STUPID OF ME BUT I STILL REGRET IT
22. TRIBAL NECKLACE MADE OF SHELLS & DOGTEETH
23. ELSA SCHIAPARELLI CAT HEAD & CAT COAT (this is cruel and I wouldn't actually wear it because i'm against wearing dead animals on your head but i'm really into the shape of the coat and dig the whole thing on a conceptual level)
24. MY HALSTON WEDDING DRESS (in India brides wear red & I'm co-opting it; red's my color)
oh wow. not only is that a map dress, it's a lord of the rings map dress. incredible.
ReplyDeletei had no idea! still down.
DeleteI squealed like an idiot when I noticed that.
DeleteLaura Jane, if you ever did buy that, I'm afraid you would have to buy me one too.