17.7.12

All The Clothes I Wish I Owned

(By Laura Jane, who is still sick, and very bored of being bored. These pictures come from all over, but- to give credit where credit is due- a lot of them are from here and here

1. "EAT SHIT & DIE!" T-SHIRT

 

2. PRO-MARIJUANA SWEATER THAT ALSO LOOKS LIKE MARLBORO, AND A BIT LIKE RUSSELL MAEL


3. PIKACHU MANICURE


4. DOG RING



5. SLUG RING




6. BALENCIAGA DRESS FROM 1966 (it looks like an adorable alien)



7. AFRICAN TRIBAL ROMPERY OVERALLS-DRESS THING




8. ANJELICA HUSTON'S STAR SWEATER AND HER HEROIN CHIC BUDDY'S STAR JEANS




9. BATHING COSTUME FROM 1916




10. INSANELY PERFECT RACHEL COMEY DRESS THAT I WOULD WEAR TO EVERYTHING FOREVER 




11. PEPSI-COLA SWEATERVEST


12. HERMES SCARF-UPHOLSTERED VANS SLIP-ONS



13. VIVIENNE WESTWOOD PASTEL SKULL NECKLACE




14. MAP DRESS





15. THE CHILLEST & MOST PERFECT SUMMER DRESS I COULD EVER IMAGINE DREAMING OF (Halston, from 1980)




16. "PYRAMID POWER" T-SHIRT


17. THESE MATTHEW WILLIAMSON PANTS ACTUALLY NOPE SCRATCH THAT, THIS ENTIRE MATTHEW WILLIAMSON OUTFIT



18. PLATFORMS FOR ANGLOPHILES




19. THIS GEORGE HARRISON TOUR T-SHIRT COSTS LITERALLY LIKE $799 




20. BEST WAY TO COMMUNICATE TO THE WORLD THAT YOU DON'T TAKE SHIT TOO SERIOUSLY



21. UGHHHHH YOHJI YAMAMOTO THIS WOULD LOOK SO GOOD ON ME & I ALMOST BLEW $623 ON IT BUT THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN FINANCIALLY INSANELY STUPID OF ME BUT I STILL REGRET IT


22. TRIBAL NECKLACE MADE OF SHELLS & DOGTEETH


23. ELSA SCHIAPARELLI CAT HEAD & CAT COAT (this is cruel and I wouldn't actually wear it because i'm against wearing dead animals on your head but i'm really into the shape of the coat and dig the whole thing on a conceptual level)



24. MY HALSTON WEDDING DRESS (in India brides wear red & I'm co-opting it; red's my color)

3 comments:

  1. oh wow. not only is that a map dress, it's a lord of the rings map dress. incredible.

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    1. I squealed like an idiot when I noticed that.

      Laura Jane, if you ever did buy that, I'm afraid you would have to buy me one too.

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